How to snog for male teens, first timers and those who have never learned but would like to remedy that

First of all you’ll need to find a girl who’s not opposed to the idea. She should have a beautiful shapely body, or a beautiful unshapely body depending on what makes your tummy tingle. Next you’ll want to ask her parents if it’s ok to seduce their kid (you can forgo this if you’re a little older, though I think it’s a classy person that asks permission) and ask in which location they might suggest. If they agree we’re at an amber stage…in case you forgot the girl also has to agree. Presuming permission has been obtained from all affected parties it’s time to wet your lips and go in for the kill. Now you don’t want to go in too fast to begin with remember, ‘take your time and she’ll ask for more, rush and she’ll show you the door’. Run your hand up her side and gently lean in. Now kiss!! Let your love and respect for the girl flow from your mouth. Good luck everybody.