Hello

Welcome to Me. How are you? Oh, that is superb. Yes, I’m stupendous, thanks so much for asking.
Well, I have thirteen friends, most of them are in my head (like that Nirvana song) but the ones that aren’t describe my physical appearance thusly – “his nose is bigger than a giraffe’s hoof, he has wrinkly eyes, gangly legs and spends less time in the hairdresser than would be advisable for a man with his hair density.” After which friends usually bask in their collective brilliance whilst I stare at the wall and consult the friends in my head over the best way to destroy friends on sofa.
Mostly though I care very little about my physical appearance and spend time on more cerebral pursuits such as my latest novel – 1984 II which is a retrospective look at the year 1984. I talk about how there was no conspiracy and most people were free to do and think as they please. In the final pages my main character is so bored by 1984 he confesses his love for Maggie Thatcher, this, of course, kills him. At the moment I’m struggling to find a Publisher, but I remain hopeful.
Now you know all about me, tell me a little about yourself…

About This Blog


This Blog is an irreverent look at the world from inside my head. Some day, I hope to create a free thinking space on television or maybe Youtube where I bring all the thoughts and scripts into fruition. Or, maybe some all knowing TV guy could pay me the big bucks to sit in a chair and speak whilst people around me scribble ferociously. It’s a serious Blog, seriously.  

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